Sunday, March 30, 2008

Formula One boss Max Mosley 'exposed as sadomasochist in Nazi orgy with five prostitutes'

Formula One motor racing chief Max Mosley has been embroiled in a sensational sex scandal after footage that reportedly shows him taking part in a Nazi-style sex orgy with up to five hookers surfaced.

A video reportedly shows Mosley - the son of British World War 2 fascist Sir Oswald Mosley, a friend of Adolf Hitler - giving orders in German as he lashes girls wearing mock death camp uniforms and is himself whipped until he bleeds.

The video shows him alternating between masochist and sadist, first obeying orders and then doling out punishment in German, and having sex with his "victims".
The footage was obtained by the News of the World, which reported that the orgy went on for five hours at a £2million riverside flat on Chelsea Embankment on Friday.

A spokesman for the FIA, Formula One's governing body, insisted the footage was "a matter for Mr Mosley and the News of the World, and the FIA have no comment".

Mosley, 67, has been married to wife Jean since 1960. He is a friend to FI billionaire Bernie Ecclestone and racing star Lewis Hamilton, and the son of the notorious Sir Oswald Mosley, who had Hitler as a guest of honour at his marriage.

In public Mosley has refused to condemn his father's politics.

The grainy film appears to show Mosley whipping hookers dressed in uniforms reminiscent of Auschwitz garb while declaring they need more punishment, as other hookers dressed in Nazi uniforms look on.

It also records Mosley himself appearing to play a death camp inmate, having himself flogged so hard he needed to have his wounds dressed.
The News of the World claimed he paid £2,500 for the orgy.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=550109&in_page_id=1770&ct=5

Why the female flirt is wasting her time

Some girls merely flutter their eyelashes.
Others snuggle up close and play footsie, while the really forward type might venture a touch on the thigh.
But whatever the method of flirting it just doesn't work with most men, claim researchers.
The male brain, it seems, is hopeless at picking up "come-on" signals, according to a report to be published next month. This leaves men impervious to the seduction techniques of the opposite sex.
A study by scientists at Indiana University tested 280 undergraduates of both genders on their ability to spot social signals.
They were shown photographs of women and asked to categorise them as friendly, sexually interested, sad or rejecting.
The male students were far less accurate than the females at interpreting the body language, and were particularly baffled by the difference between flirty and friendly gestures.
When shown images of women making advances, men tended to misread the sexual cues as friendliness. At the same time they mistook photos of women merely being friendly for sexual interest.


The researchers also found that women overestimate men's ability to pick up on sexual signals.
They argue that many females wrongly believe that the men are well aware of their attempts to woo, but are just not interested in responding.
"Failure to pursue could be an indicator of misperception but could easily be explained by noninterestthe scientists write in the journal Psychological Science.
In contrast, women are very aware that males get the wrong end of the stick when they are simply being friendly.
This is because, the researchers argue, men who misconstrue a friendly gesture as a come-on are more likely to follow through with inappropriate behaviour.
Such embarrassing encounters will lodge more keenly in a woman's memory, and she will also be more likely to discuss it with her friends.
Lead researcher Dr Coreen Farris reassures women, however, that all is not lost when it comes to flirting. She said: "These are average differences. Some men are very skilled in reading clues."
Best- selling author Kathy Lette said the research proved that women are far more fluent in body language.
"It is really confusing for women," she said.
"The average bloke either doesn't realise that we fancy him until we are giving birth to his children in the labour ward; or he presumes all women fancy him all the time.
"God was playing some kind of prank when he developed two sexes."




Wednesday, March 26, 2008

'Divine intervention' means vicar has second shot at Deal Or No Deal jackpot after he opens empty box

To vicar David Schofield, it must have looked a lot like divine intervention.
In the middle of a tense round of Deal Or No Deal, he chose a box to be opened - and discovered that it was empty. It should have contained £250,000, which would have ended his chances of winning the jackpot.
Instead, the remaining boxes were reshuffled and the game continued. Channel 4 viewers were due to find out this afternoon whether the incident helped the vicar on his way to the top prize.

It was the first such blunder on the Channel 4 game show, where contestants reject numbered boxes in the hope of being left with the one containing £250,000. However, they stand as much chance of ending up with just a penny to take home.
Mr Schofield, of Bromley Cross in Bolton, said: "I was only six or seven boxes into my game when I asked for box number two to be opened, and lo and behold, there was nothing there.
"It transpired that it ought to have been the £250,000 box and the independent adjudicator had simply missed sticking the sum inside.

"Taking the big sum out so early in the game would have changed things completely. It seemed miraculous."
While producers switched the boxes around, Mr Schofield and his wife Lilian led the audience in an impromptu hymn-singing session.
Now the 67-year-old, who is vicar at St Luke's Church in Dukinfield, Greater Manchester, believes his "guardian angel" was watching over him.
He has recently fought cancer and also survived a fall off a mountain while on holiday in Australia. He said: "It was quite strange because at various times in my life I've been in peril and I've always maintained I've got a guardian angel watching over me.
"So when this all happened on the show, people started to say it was my guardian angel looking over me again."
He refused to reveal how much he won on the programme, but said: "I did do very, very nicely. I didn't have any sum in mind when I went on the show."
He added: "I've always maintained there's no gambling involved in Deal Or No Deal, because whatever you come away with is bound to be more than you went with, whether it be 1p or £250,000 - that's how I justified myself being on there.
"I went on the show because I thought, 'What an easy way to get some money for my favourite five charities, for the church and a little bit for myself to repair my caravan'."
The grandfather of five also revealed that he wanted to go on the show to meet presented Noel Edmonds.
He said: "I've been a huge fan of his every since he was a radio DJ and I thought it was a great pity when he was off TV for a while. I had a wonderful time on the show and I'd advise everybody to give it a go."


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=545791&in_page_id=1770&ct=5

Friday, March 21, 2008

WAKE UP!

i spent the eveing watch and 20/20 sepcial on postituing on america.
women who had nothing, treated as nothing.

i cried this afternoon watching a news report on a man who was escaping china just so he could pracitce his religon freely

im tired of creating lies. i'm tired of my writigns contributing to nothing.
they don't save lives. 
they can't stop a bullet
they can't bring a family back together separtated by war

we deluid our selfs everyday.
turn ourselfs off to the real world slowly

through ssubstances like drugs, food, tv, internet, computer, video games, booze

we turn our selfs off.
we stop caring

and people in my profession hep do this.

every movie
every TV progroam 
most plays

we administer toxins so you stop thinging about your life and the lives of others.
and i can't do it any more

i hate that my play Macbeth was choosen and perfomed
i hate how it has no actual value what so ever
its just a seris of low-row humour that can only dumb down

thats all i can do
dumb down, either my self or others
and i don't want to anymore

if only i was religious
then i could justify running off to become a nun or a monk 
they have the right idea
spread the message of love and peace
try and help where you can

we just create worlds of lies

Friday March 21, 2008

Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Thursday March 20, 2008

hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Nautilus Pompilius - Krilja (Wings)

it's the rape/killing building with a werid russain guy who just sings and doesn't do a thing:





...what happened to the little girl?

Wensday March 19, 2008

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Dame Maggie Smith 'is fighting breast cancer'

Dame Maggie Smith is fighting a battle with breast cancer, it has been revealed today.

The 73-year-old Oscar winner, best known in recent years for her portrayal of Professor McGonagall in the Harry Potter films, is now undergoing treatment for the disease, according to the Daily Telegraph.

Dame Maggie is said to have insisted on going ahead with filming the latest instalment of the hit series last month even though she was undergoing radiation therapy at the time.

"She is dealing with it in her typically brave and understated way," one of her friends told the Mandrake column.
"She has had a tumour removed and subsequently completed a course of chemotherapy.
"This was precautionary and the prognosis looks good.
"The last thing she wants to do is to make a fuss about it."
Dame Maggie has starred in such major films as The First Wives Club and Gosford Park over her 50-year career.
She is best-known as Miss Jean Brodie, the fierce, Scottish teacher in the 1969 hit film of the same name, which cemented her position as one of Britain's most acclaimed actresses.
She returned to the West End stage in November last year in The Lady from Dubuque.

She is about begin work on Julian Fellowes' forthcoming film From Time to Time, filming for which has been put back to accommodate her treatment, according to the paper.
After her divorce from the late actor Sir Robert Stephens, Dame Maggie married playwright Beverley Cross, who died 10 years ago.

A spokesperson for Dame Maggie said that she was unable to comment.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=538294&in_page_id=1773

Tuesday March 18, 2008

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

Monday, March 17, 2008

Girls Aloud - Biology

semi feminist song mets girl band with horrible dance moves



{what is this magical #?}

forgot to mention last saturday

it was STEPFORD WIVES BRUNCH IN!

with food, and 50's apparel and croquette!



you know you wish you were there
there was bunny's!

Monday March 17, 2008

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Mr. Mood swings

also i'm catching up on league of extraordinary gentlemen {ze movie}

come on its have both conery and a cute british guy who creepy and emo
gotta love it

wet paint

so i pretty much spent my intire day making mix CDs
that is all.

oh and doing some tax stuff, and fixing my bag.

my life is as interesting as a canled soap opera

Sunday March 16, 2008

Which one of the Spice girls are you?

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Seeing double: Indian baby born with four eyes, two mouths and two faces

To some she may seem an oddity, but to one Indian couple their newborn daughter is simply a God reincarnated.
Their as yet un-named four-day-old baby girl was born with two faces, two mouths and four eyes in the rural Nagar district of Uttar Pradesh, 50km north east of New Delhi.
Her parents, Vinod and Susham Singh from a village called Sani, said their little girl was "a gift from God".

Excited villagers claim she is the reincarnation of the Indian God Ganesha and celebrated her arrival with clapping, cheering and offerings of gifts and money.
Doctors who delivered the baby said she appeared to be in good health, but said further tests will need to be carried out to determine any long-term health problems she may have.

They are also unable to say if she will be able to eat and function normally.
The excitement surrounding her arrival comes two years after the birth of another little girl, from the poverty stricken region of Bihar, who was born attached to her headless twin.
In a 40 hour operation, doctors successfully removed the lifeless body from Lakshmi Tatma, who was hailed as a reincarnation of Vishnu.
The extraordinary eight-limbed baby was born on the day devoted to the celebration of the four-armed Hindu deity Vishnu.
Since the operation Lakshmi has successfully taken her first steps.
Her mother Poonam Tatma said she believed her daughter was "a miracle".


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=534929&in_page_id=1811

Revealed: what the world will look like when we've gone

Welcome to Planet Earth: Population 0.
This is what our world would look like without people.
The images were created to illustrate what would happen if human life ceased tomorrow, if, for whatever reason, mankind was obliterated.
The question it raises is: how long would the remnants of our civilisation remain?

How much would we leave behind? What would an alien visitor learn about us upon landing on our planet a century or more after we had disappeared from it?
The answer, astonishingly, is: almost nothing.
Within a hundred years most traces of our modern-day lives would be so destroyed by weather, corrosion, earth tremors, surviving animals, insects and bacteria that the monuments and hieroglyphics of ancient civilisations would be better preserved than our buildings and our billions of books and electronic records.

An alien visiting Earth might well believe that the last civilisation on the planet were ancient Egyptians.
The prophetic forecast for the longevity of our 21st-century civilisation is contained in research for a TV documentary, Life After People.
And it's not guesswork. The two-hour special uses scientific expertise and understanding of history in order to predict the future.
Principal advisor on the TV programme is a 53-year-old Scot, Gordon Masterton, former president of the Royal Institution of Civil Engineers.
He says: "The lights will start going out around the world almost immediately. The last power will be produced by wind turbines but, after a few weeks, the planet will be plunged into a deep darkness it has not experienced since primitive Man huddled around camp fires."

After only six months, urban areas will begin to be repopulated - by animals, including former domestic pets.

Within 20 years wolves and bears will be the master species, roaming the streets. Any buildings made of wood will start to crumble, especially where termites flourish. But concrete and steel structures will also begin to be affected.
Looking 40 and 50 years into the future, the corrosion of steel, incursion of vegetation roots and effects of the weather mean that modern buildings will start collapsing.
Within a century nearly all automobiles will have rusted away.
Eventually glass buildings will topple, stone buildings crumble; successive freezing and thawing would turn streets to rubble, ground water will rise, underground railways flood, sewers crack and lightning will ignite overgrown grasses, engulfing cities in flames.
Central London, of course, will be largely under water. Without power, the Thames Barrier will leave the city defenceless.
Some myths are exposed. For instance, with no heating in buildings, the "invincible" cockroach would succumb to the cold; and rats would starve or become lunch for hawks and falcons.

Ultimately, the larger animals would take over again: within 100 years, the half-a-million surviving African elephants would have multiplied to their pre-colonial population of ten million or so.
Livestock such as cows and sheep will be killed off by more aggressive predators.
Meanwhile, the most precious records of our history and culture which are stored in archives that are temperature and humidity controlled, will also vanish.
The Dead Sea Scrolls, for instance, remained intact for 2,000 years in desert caves.
"Rescued" and placed in a modern environment - but without the power to protect them - they wouldn't last 100.

Almost all of the records of our human experience - books, photographs, electronic data - will fade away, leaving little evidence that we ever existed.
This apocalyptic forecast is justified in Life After People by astrophysicist and author David Brin, who says: "Every civilisation has its tales of Armageddon or apocalypse, but we are the first generation that could, by deliberate action, cause its own doom."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=534190&in_page_id=1770

Saturday March 15, 2008

Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.

Let's Make Love and Listen to Death From Above

CCS rocks!
from Sao Paulo Brazil, their tunes=awsome!

that man's mustache is fabulous, same with the rabbit

Phoo Action

i feel i should also mention the awsome-ness of BBC's new show PHOO ACTION

TV show based off comicstrip "Get the Freebies" by Jamie Hewlett {artist of Gorillaz}



besides the awsome soundtrack {not heard here^} the show is fabulous and returning for a 1st series

Vagina power!

so i was going to blast ythrough all my readings today...however...unfortunatly...instead i started on my MIX TAPES OF DOOOM!!!!!!

{backstory: my writing class is doing a music pass around. everyone submits two mix cds. the end}

i didn't know i had so much muisc, which i do. so i pretty much spent the whole day listening to bits and chooseing some. I have alot of music. I'm not even done yet.

I also started on the cover art.

and then alice {Le. Roomie} came home {she had fallen to the comunists--arn't a good friend anoncing it like this} and gave me some blank CDs...so now i'm makig her one as well.

then it was burger time and i started working on Tomarrows Backed Alaskas.

also alice has been asking all night if i've seen a Vagina, which degraded into do you want to see a vagina...i'm turning 20 in {trys to count} many few days. So mature!

OMG!
did i mention that i cleaned the washroom!
shinny

Friday, March 14, 2008

Friday March 14, 2008

the lame pick-up line for to day is:
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Things

i thought a good place to [re]start this blog, would be a list of things i like/want to do
{warning! one of my true loves in life is lists}

so ignoreing the thing about the lady stuck on the toliet, here we go:

Things i like:

  1. bears
  2. writing
  3. having all my teeth
  4. graphic novels
  5. funny stuff...like your face

Thing i want to learn/do

  1. Poi fire dancing
  2. fire breathing
  3. sky diving
  4. cake decorating
  5. more writing

Things {aka places} i want to go

  1. Antartica <3
  2. Paris
  3. London
  4. Cardiff
  5. moon

Woman rescued after sitting on boyfriend's toilet for TWO YEARS

{see i'm blogging}

A woman had to be rescued by emergency services after being stuck on her boyfriend's toilet for two years.
The 35-year-old's skin had grown around the seat and her legs had wasted away.
Her boyfriend, 36, would bring her food and water and ask her whether she was ready to come out of the bathroom.
She would reply, "maybe tomorrow", according to police in Kansas, U.S.
He finally called in police and medics who found her on the toilet with her jogging bottoms pulled down to mid-thigh.
She was "somewhat disoriented" and her legs looked like they had wasted away, Sheriff Bryan Whipple said.
"She said that she didn't need any help, that she was okay and did not want to leave," he said.
"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital.
"The hospital removed it."
Mr Whipple said investigators were deciding whether any charges should be filed against the man.
He added: "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.
"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body.
"It is hard to imagine - I still have a hard time imagining it myself."
The boyfriend called police on 27 February to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend" but never explained why it took him two years to call.
Police have not identified the couple, of Ness City, Kansas.
Neighbour James Ellis said the woman had a difficult childhood after her mother died, adding: "I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it."
"It really doesn't surprise me," Ellis said.
"What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier."


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=532968&in_page_id=1811

Take two

so writing every day during the summer, kinda failed plan wise.
but luckily, i'm a leming and since my friend Alison is giving blogging a go, when so will i
...again...for ...3rd time-ish

it'll work!